Good morning everyone!
One of the fascinating aspects of living in a small town is learning the language, both spoken and non-spoken. For example,when a person honks their horn at your car, the odds are pretty good that they are just trying to say hello. I learned this lesson over 20 years ago, when Mark and I traveled to a small town in South Carolina.
In the middle of town, on the main 45 miles per hour thoroughfare, we got behind an elderly couple going 25 miles an hour. Not being from a small town at that time, Mark honked his horn, hoping to encourage them to drive a little faster. When he did so, the driver, the man, looked in his rear view mirror to see who we were and turned to his wife and asked her, “Do you know them?” The wife looked in the rear view mirror at us and turned to her husband and said, “No.” They both took one more look to be sure, and then, on cue, not wanting to be rude, both of them waved at us on the off-chance we might indeed be someone they knew. We waved back, and resigned ourselves to going 25 miles per hour until they decided to turn left.
I have a junk drawer in the kitchen. Well, actually, I have four junk drawers in the kitchen and need to pare down, but one of them is supposed to be the designated spot for pens and pencils, so I always know where I can get a writing utensil. I have decided that this drawer is magic - the pens disappear from the drawer, and never turn back up. Ever. I buy 10 pack after 10 pack of pens, with a few good pens thrown in from time to time, but there never is a pen in there when I need one. The pencils, however, hang around indefinitely. I am beginning to suspect that the pencils are the main culprits. How else can you explain a drawer with the same 20 pencils I put in there originally, and not a single one of the 50 to 60 odd pens remaining? Someday, I am going to find the place to which the pens are magically transported, and suffer a serious injury when I open it and the flood of pens pours out on me, proving yet again that a pen is indeed mightier than a sword!
Have a great day everyone!