Good morning everyone!
The biggest football game of the year, the Super Bowl, is played this coming Sunday. Here are some tips to be sure that you are ready for the big game.
1) Pick the team you will root for in advance.
For some people, of course, this is a no brainer – they have been Giants or Patriots fans their whole lives. Others may have decided long ago that it would be a cold day in a very, very hot place before they ever cheered for the Giants (or the Patriots) as the case may be, so their choice is easy also. For some fans, though, choosing sides may be more difficult. Even if your favorite team didn’t reach the Super Bowl, find some reason to pick one team over the other, even if it is as trivial as the color of the jerseys.
2) Carefully plan your menu for the big game.
It has been scientifically proven that any foods consumed between the hours of 5 p.m. CT and 9:00 p.m. CT on Super Bowl Sunday have no fat or caloric content, so go for it! A heavy dose of appetizers and finger foods is strongly recommended, including chips and dip, cheese fries, potato skins, nachos, fried cheese and anything else you can get away with.
3) Educate small children in advance.
Carefully explain to small children that their behavior during this last game will need to be exemplary. Help them understand that they can jump up and down and scream when the adults do, but otherwise they will have to find quiet ways to occupy their time while the game is on.
4) Females, strongly encourage male counterparts to leave the remote control alone during the commercials for this one game.
Watching the commercials during the Super Bowl is as much a tradition as watching the game itself. If you live in a household where the male of the house watches two programs at a time – the main show and the “commercial” show that he flips to when the main show has a commercial break – and you don’t think he can break himself of the habit, it is perfectly acceptable to hide the remote where only you can find it once the game begins.
5) Don’t forget to stock up on the beverages of your choice, so no one will have to leave the house during the game on a diet coke (or other beverage) run.
6) For “mixed” families – where members of the family are die-hard fans of opposing teams – separated by long distances, make sure the phone lines stay clear so that each side can call the other at key moments throughout the game to gloat explain the importance of crucial plays. Unplugging your phone to prevent the other side from calling you when the game is over and your team lost is considered poor sportsmanship.
7) For the more technologically advanced, it is acceptable to tweet or text such updates rather than delivering them by phone.
8) The five hours of pre-game shows are optional, although the flag football game between former players, if they do it again this year, is worth watching. Who wouldn’t want to see Joe Montana and Jerry Rice connect one more time for a touch down?
9) The half-time show is not optional. A great deal of water cooler conversation the next day can revolve around the half-time show (ie., the entry into the English lexicon of the phrase “wardrobe malfunction.”)
10) Enjoy the game! There really is nothing else like it.
Have a great weekend everyone!
Nancy
Tales from the Mom-Side 