Good morning Everyone!
I already mentioned, in an earlier post, the riding vacuum cleaner (Differences Between Men and Women)but there are a few more I think the inventors of this world should be working on.
1) A car that drives itself where I want it to go. In the last two days, I have driven about five hours total. How nice it would be to have a car that just took care of all the driving, and let me use that time productively for things like napping, cross-stitch or playing computer games. However, this is merely a short-term solution to commuting problems, as I believe the second invention is the long-term answer.
2) The transporter from Star Trek. It is hard to believe that something envisioned in the 1960’s has yet to be invented. Of course, I realize there are some fundamental rules of physics that have to be gotten around, re-explained, or discovered, but still! Instant transportation from one place to another is worth it. Just think how much more time we could spend doing important things like tail-gating at football games, standing in line at Disneyworld (rather than spending time driving to Disneyworld) or shopping for the latest gizmos instead of the time we spend commuting.
3) A personal climate control machine no bigger than a pedometer. At this time of the year, those of us in the Southeast spend a great deal of time calculating our routes so that we end up spending as little time as possible out-of-doors (unless the beach or lake is involved) to allow us to remain in air-conditioned comfort. I don’t know this for certain, but I expect those of you who encounter extremely cold weather during the year do the same with heat. Imagine if you could clip something about the size of the pedometer on your waist, set the temperature, and enjoy that temperature all day long, no matter where you are. I think that would be really cool (no pun intended!)
4) The drive-through grocery store window. (Apparently, this concept is in the testing phase; an internet search revealed that an increasing number of convenience stores, especially in Florida, are trying this out.) Every parent who has ever traveled to or through the grocery store with young (or even not so young) children can understand the appeal of being able to call the grocery store in advance, tell the clerk exactly what you want, pull up to a window, receive your items and pay for them, all without having to do the “No” song through the aisles. No, you can’t have Oreos; No, you can’t have Cocoa Puffs; No, you can’t have rutabagas (you don’t even know what they are); No, you can’t have that cheap $5 toy that will fall apart as soon as we get it home; No, you can’t have your fifth package of mints this week (that’s for my daughter).
It also is helpful for those who, like me, enter the grocery store for milk and lettuce, fall into a strange trance, and emerge on the other side with two carts full of groceries and no idea what they are or how they got there!
5) An integrated clothes cleaning system that will sort the clothes, wash the clothes, dry the clothes and fold the clothes or iron them as needed. My current system, my 9 year old, leaves something to be desired. (Just kidding – we don’t let her iron – yet.) I am willing to continue to put them away however.
6) A computer that will allow me to win an argument with it. Currently, once it starts beeping and sending me error messages, the computer wins.
7) Failing that, a computer that will do what I want it to do, not necessarily what I tell it do.
8) A money tree. If it was prolific enough, I would be willing to share!
Any inventions you might like to see? Future inventors of America, take note!
Have a great day everyone!